How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks
do you think sneaking out is ever a problem at hogwarts? like beyond secret passages to hogsmeade for late-night hogsmeade.
imagine there’s this small muggle scottish town not far from hogwarts. just a quick broom hop.
and some especially rambunctious muggleborns…
last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story
Yeaaah. #employeeofthemonth #waytooexcited
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
American Horror Story 4 : Table
I think netflix made a mistake..
Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button
an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could
Album: Ma Fleur
And I built a home,
So sometimes my dog does this thing