werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

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http://andwhentheworldisspinning.tumblr.com/post/92766385842/notaloneintheuniverse-do-you-think-sneaking-out 

notaloneintheuniverse:

do you think sneaking out is ever a problem at hogwarts? like beyond secret passages to hogsmeade for late-night hogsmeade.

imagine there’s this small muggle scottish town not far from hogwarts. just a quick broom hop.

and some especially rambunctious muggleborns…

bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

crisscolferison:

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crisscolferison:

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Yeaaah. #employeeofthemonth #waytooexcited

Yeaaah. #employeeofthemonth #waytooexcited

portugals-satan:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

American Horror Story 4 : Table

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queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

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"I detest the masculine point of view. I am bored by his heroism, virtue, and honour. I think the best these men can do is not talk about themselves anymore."

-

Virginia Woolf (via nobunnyluvsyou)

I’m going to hang this over my desk at work. SO THEY KNOW.

(via dismissivejerkoffmotion)

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"I am so in love with you that there isn’t anything else."

- Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via endangerment)

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#quote 

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

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Track: To Build A Home - The Cinematic Orchestra
Album: Ma Fleur
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And I built a home,
for you,
for me.

I just love him so much

I just love him so much

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#graham 
So sometimes my dog does this thing

So sometimes my dog does this thing

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