bettydays:

Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.

Also, his shirt.

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eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

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Sleepy snuggle puppy!

Sleepy snuggle puppy!

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"If you look at the fact that you have a roof over your head, food to eat, that you are young and beautiful and live in a peaceful land, then no, you have nothing to be sad about. But the fact is, we are not only a physical body, we have souls too, and sometimes our souls get sick. If you break a leg you don’t just say ‘I have no reason to have a broken leg’ and ignore it; you seek help. It’s the same when your soul gets hurt. Don’t apologize for being sad."

- My doctor when I told her I had no reason to be sad (via hrive-ithiliel)

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I’m too nervous to check my bank acct

onlyblackbeauty:

journalisticjoe:

2damnfeisty:

dynastylnoire:

a biography

when I swipe my debit card I hold my breath. - the sequel.

Overdraft-The moving conclusion

The consideration of loans: an epilogue

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thatfunnyblog:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

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"You can love someone so much…But you can never love people as much as you can miss them."

- John Green (via kushandwizdom)

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

shadogal94:

dreamerofderse:

so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills 

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I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”

but then you flip it over and

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it looks like it has fucking wordart on it

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They literally fucking used WordArt

AMERICA

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seedy:

HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO 

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If the signs were mythological creatures:

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"nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already."

- I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

theyliketohearmesaytheirnames:

dammit—cas:

everyonelovesjensen:

mishawinsexster:

4.16 / 5.18

CONGRATS ON YOUR CONTINUITY

Dean never forgets, remember:

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amoying:

putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%

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"You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn’t it just makes them dead."

- Voldemort - A Very Potter Musical (via thebulletproofdancer)

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