Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.
Also, his shirt.
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
Sleepy snuggle puppy!
when I swipe my debit card I hold my breath. - the sequel.
Overdraft-The moving conclusion
The consideration of loans: an epilogue
basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media
so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills
I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”
but then you flip it over and
it looks like it has fucking wordart on it
They literally fucking used WordArt
HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO
4.16 / 5.18
CONGRATS ON YOUR CONTINUITY
Dean never forgets, remember:
putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%